Najib's pardons bid: Wait for Pardons Board's statement, says minister

KUALA LUMPUR, Jan 30 — The Pardons Board is expected to issue a statement regarding former prime minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak's application for a royal pardon over his...

Malay Mail

Repping the nusantara salad bar post-morning market.... this is gonna be here the whole day btw so really the only part of my body that gets regular workouts is the intestinal flora so shout-out to those folks 🤣

(calling it a salad bar feels wrong, but having a Kelantanese restaurant display an ulam station is itself already wut but that's what living in diaspora is ehhhh -- east coasters' raw salads ie kerabu tend to be more similar to Thai cuisine logic so prepared mixes)

#tootSEA #MakanApaToday #feditiam #Malaysia

Loyalty shouldn’t be based on proficiency in Malay, says Shahril

The former Umno information chief says the debate on who is more loyal to the country will still go on ‘even if everyone was fluent in Malay’.

Free Malaysia Today (FMT)

Inside me there are two melayus, firewater or orange fuckin juice. #tootSEA #Malaysia #feditiam

(Me reading a memoir of literally Some Guy Planter in colonial Malaya)

Lol i got such a call this morning. I was driving and sounded so bored I guess, that the guy was like uh, I'll call you back?

https://www.nst.com.my/news/crime-courts/2023/12/989077/fake-national-scam-response-centre-officers-swindle-rm720-mil

#tootSEA #Malaysia #feditiam

Fake National Scam Response Centre officers swindle RM720 mil

KUALA LUMPUR: Impersonating the very entity tasked with weeding them out, scammers have conned Malaysians of nearly RM720 million.

New Straits Times

I've inadvertently developed a scale of melayu shennanigans in being cosmopolitan cuisine makers.

Bahulu instead of biscotti at the local café is as pleasing as laksam being a laksa variant with chee cheong fun. On the other hand, this incoherency has taken over my placing laksa johor being a variant with spaghetti you eat with your hands as the most wtf result.

(I've eaten here. It's fine in that it didn't result in indigestion or diarrhea but tragic in that now I have Opinions and Thoughts.)

https://www.eatdrinkkl.com/posts/spotlight/daun-pisang-guys-taman-tun-dr-ismail

#tootSEA #MakanApaToday #Malaysia #feditiam

Daun Pisang Guys, Taman Tun Dr Ismail

Daun Pisang Guys, Taman Tun Dr Ismail - Daun Pisang Guys dishes out a delicious duet of banana leaf rice with Malay-inspired ingredients - the Set Daun Pisang (RM13.90) is a local smorgasbord of nasi putih with three sides (cri...

Eat Drink KL

Wow a "who stole what" story involving Malaysia and Indonesia and you can't blame us this time lmao

>This is merely one of the rounds in Power Root’s year-long bid to regain control of its brand “Ah Huat” in Indonesia, which was allegedly registered by a company there without its permission.

https://www.malaymail.com/news/malaysia/2024/01/05/rm23m-court-award-how-malaysian-firm-power-root-lost-a-round-in-long-trademark-tussle-over-its-ah-huat-brand-in-indonesia-for-now/110641

#tootSEA #feditiam #Malaysia #Indonesia

RM23m court award: How Malaysian firm Power Root ‘lost’ a round in long trademark tussle over its ‘Ah Huat’ brand in Indonesia… for now

KUALA LUMPUR, Jan 5 — Malaysian listed company Power Root Berhad’s subsidiaries were this week abruptly ordered to pay RM23 million to an Indonesian company for alleged...

Malay Mail

Last boost - https://masto.ai/@stavvers/111697509881610124 - reminds me of this super Malaysian circa 1950s P. Ramlee movies joke:

Q: What's 10 plus 10 plus 10?

A: *in that suspenseful music note* TEN TEN TEN!!!

Yes I know - bodoh nak mampus 😃

#tootSEA #feditiam

Another Angry Woman (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image this remains one of my favourite jokes ever told

Mastodon

"Noting the important milestone, Dzulkefly said the award by the Swiss-based multinational healthcare firm to bring its FIH trials to Malaysia was a testament to the country’s growing clinical trial capabilities in the region."

https://www.malaymail.com/news/malaysia/2024/01/04/global-pharmaceutical-firm-roche-selects-malaysia-as-site-for-first-in-human-clinical-trial-on-experimental-immunosuppressant-drug/110643

#tootSEA #feditiam #Malaysia #medicine

Global pharmaceutical firm Roche selects Malaysia as site for first-in-human clinical trial on experimental immunosuppressant drug

PUTRAJAYA, Jan 4 — Global pharmaceutical firm Roche Pharmaceutical has become the first to bring its first-in-human (FIH) trials under a rheumatology indication to Malaysia,...

Malay Mail

Babe wake up Joey Yap 2024 Wood Dragon videos just dropped

https://youtu.be/EOWcFI9reTg

#tootSEA #feditiam #myToots #CNY #LunarNewYear (but slight differences with the animals) #astrology #geomancy time lmao