"...a bit sulphuric, but more like burning." I spoke in a low voice to the woman next to me.

A man in the row in front of us turned around and whisper-shouted, "Please be quiet!"

The woman gestured towards me and replied, "Sorry, this is my anosmia assistant. I've lost my sense of smell, and she translates for me."

The man looked confused.

"She was just describing your fart. Maybe skip the curry before going out?"

#microfiction #fartjoke

Monmouth renamed "Egg Gas Town" in translation error: https://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/24098280.monmouth-misspelt-welsh-farcical-translation-error/

#funny #fartjoke #pottyhumor

Romeo Romeo where fart out… oh shit.

#shakespeare #fartjoke

TIL that the oldest recorded joke in history is from the Sumerians of 1900 BC and, of course, it's a fart joke → https://www.reuters.com/article/us-joke-odd-idUSKUA14785120080801

Discovered this factoid (fartoid?) via the latest episode of the fantastic Behind The Slate podcast (discussing the history of humor as it relates to Charlie Chaplin) → https://behindtheslatepod.buzzsprout.com

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