Plus-Sized Merman

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#LeafsForever / fanatic of the absurd / I love coffee / destroyer of worlds

GAME 7!
WHO WINS LORD STANLEY’S CUP?
Monday, June 24, 2024

ps. Please boost

#oilers #panthers #StanleyCupFinal #nhl #hockey

Edmonton Oilers
64.4%
Florida Panthers
2.2%
Who cares?
33.3%
Poll ended at .

Romeo Romeo where fart out… oh shit.

#shakespeare #fartjoke

I’ve been disappointing people since before you were born.
My all time favorite sandwich: a yogurt melt.
This uprising will bring out the best in us.
I am forgot-how-old-I-am years old.
What do I do for a living? I tickle a magic mirror until it does things that are entirely uninteresting. 🥱⌨️🖥️
Pripyat had a population of 49k before it was evacuated. Okūma had a population of 11k. Plenty of room there for all of them with housing, farmland.

Hold up. Why don’t the skrulls just live in Chernobyl, Fukushima, or Hanford? Seems like good areas for them, and they can help clean up while they are there. 🤷‍♂️

#mcu #Marvel #secretinvasion

Where are my #leafs people? I am a twitter refugee looking for my fellow fans.

My favs player is AM34, been watching since 1991. Also like Nylander, mitchy, and JT. As always, I have the parade route planned. This is the year!

#LeafsForever