I’m starting to think that The Orange 🤡 might not even be nominated for the #FIFAPeacePrize this year!
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/14/what-could-go-wrong-16/
I’m starting to think that The Orange 🤡 might not even be nominated for the #FIFAPeacePrize this year!
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/14/what-could-go-wrong-16/
Iran's Sports Minister, Ahmad Donyamali, says that "under no circumstances" can Iran participate in the FIFA World Cup because the "FIFA Peace Prize" winner has assassinated their country's leader, forced two wars on them over 8 months, and killed thousands of their people.
This timeline is absurd.
https://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/iran-wont-compete-fifa-world-cup-9.7124067

Iran cannot participate in the 2026 World Cup after co-host the United States launched airstrikes against the country alongside Israel, killing its leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, sports minister Ahmad Donyamali said on Wednesday.
The clever thing from #Trump's point of view about starting a war in Iran is that when he gets bored of it, he can end it, and then he can claim that he's ended yet another war.
I reckon he's a shoe-in for the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize to add to his 2025 one.
And maybe, just maybe, if he's really lucky, he might even get the Ronald McDonald Happy Meal Peace Prize as well.
Given that (appallingly) at least one organization started accepting pre-match betting about nuclear weapons and has now closed it, it seems that the label #FIFAWorldWar is no longer premature. After just 1 day.
https://businessinsider.com/polymarket-nuclear-detonation-market-bet-backlash-removal-2026-3
Yes, #GianniInfantino: You got to boast about the #FIFAPeacePrize. So you get the blame for the outcome of the belligerence and jingoism that you helped to mask.
#IranWar, at least if FediVerse hashtags are anything to go by. (People have by and large missed that #Pakistan declared 'open war' with #Afghanistan the day before.)
#TrumpWar also exists.
#FIFAWorldWar is probably slightly premature. (-:
https://mastodon.scot/@JdeBP/116148667912316254
The jets flying over have a much more menacing vibe than previously.
Edit: I meant FIFA not Fedi