I’m starting to think that The Orange 🤡 might not even be nominated for the #FIFAPeacePrize this year!

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/14/what-could-go-wrong-16/

‘What Could Go Wrong’

NOW he’s trying to build a coalition? I thought everything had already gone sideways, but Prznint Stupid has found a new side.

Mock Paper Scissors

Iran's Sports Minister, Ahmad Donyamali, says that "under no circumstances" can Iran participate in the FIFA World Cup because the "FIFA Peace Prize" winner has assassinated their country's leader, forced two wars on them over 8 months, and killed thousands of their people.

This timeline is absurd.

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/iran-wont-compete-fifa-world-cup-9.7124067

#cdnpoli #uspol #iran #War #Fifa #fifapeaceprize

Iran says it will not participate in FIFA World Cup because of U.S. military attack | CBC Sports

Iran cannot participate in the 2026 World Cup after co-host the United States launched ‌airstrikes against the country alongside Israel, killing its leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, sports minister Ahmad Donyamali said on Wednesday.

CBC
We live in a 2026 where Iran might be excluded from the FIFA World Cup because FIFA's Peace Prize of Soccer winner bombed them then threatened to kill their team. #FIFA #WorldCup #trump #uspoli #donaldtrump #Iran #FIFAPeacePrize

Iran team hit back at Trump ov...
Iran team hit back at Trump over FIFA World Cup exclusion threat

Iran says no one can exclude it from the FIFA World Cup 2026, which is co-hosted by United States, Canada and Mexico.

Al Jazeera

The clever thing from #Trump's point of view about starting a war in Iran is that when he gets bored of it, he can end it, and then he can claim that he's ended yet another war.

I reckon he's a shoe-in for the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize to add to his 2025 one.

And maybe, just maybe, if he's really lucky, he might even get the Ronald McDonald Happy Meal Peace Prize as well.

#IranWar #FIFAPeacePrize

Graeme Bandeira @GraemeBandeira on #Trump #FifaPeacePrize #Iran #IranWar #middeeastwar – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com
Graeme Keyes @KeyesGraeme on #Trump #FifaPeacePrize #Iran #IranWar #middeeastwar – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

Given that (appallingly) at least one organization started accepting pre-match betting about nuclear weapons and has now closed it, it seems that the label #FIFAWorldWar is no longer premature. After just 1 day.

https://businessinsider.com/polymarket-nuclear-detonation-market-bet-backlash-removal-2026-3

Yes, #GianniInfantino: You got to boast about the #FIFAPeacePrize. So you get the blame for the outcome of the belligerence and jingoism that you helped to mask.

https://mastodon.scot/@JdeBP/116164967071089704

#IranWar #DonaldJTrump #BoycottWorldCup #FIFA #NuclearWar

@lindasgoluppiart

#IranWar, at least if FediVerse hashtags are anything to go by. (People have by and large missed that #Pakistan declared 'open war' with #Afghanistan the day before.)

#TrumpWar also exists.

#FIFAWorldWar is probably slightly premature. (-:

https://mastodon.scot/@JdeBP/116148667912316254

https://mastodon.scot/@JdeBP/116154050773877473

#FIFAPeacePrize #BoycottWorldCup

The jets flying over have a much more menacing vibe than previously.

#NASJRB #FIFAPeacePrize

Edit: I meant FIFA not Fedi

No president in the modern era has ordered more military strikes against as many different countries as Donald Trump. He's attacked seven nations, three of which — Iran, Nigeria and Venezuela — had never been targeted by U.S. military strikes. #WarPresident #FIFAPeacePrize

Trump campaign peace promises ...
Trump's lethal presidency

The "anti-war" candidate has bombed seven countries and launched a new regime-change war in Iran.

Axios