"EYELASHES ARE FEMININE. SHAVE THEM OR YOU ARE NOT A HASHTAG #ALPHAMALE."

- #Virgin #Incels on the Internet

#gay #dudebro #eyelashes

Brilliant!

The headline reads:

New Years, New Ideas

Right next to it, Flipboard put the picture of two dudebros doing stupid shit on the beach.

This sure is inspiring!

#Flipboard #dudebro #StupidShit #journalism

Overheard at work: "I bought my niece The Art of War for Christmas even though I know she'll never read it."

I have some thoughts:

1. I expect there was a followup conversation where the niece asked to disinvite her uncle from her high school graduation.

2. Jesus was famously a huge fan of Daoist philosophy and war

3. Just send a card for Christ's sake...

#UncleDudeBro #DudeBro #ICantEven #Christmas

Alright, I finally got on a subway that worked. And I am trying not to crack up as I watch a couple on a first date. She has her arm a-kimbo up on the counter and is presumably batting her eyelashes (can't tell, she hasn't turned around, no reflective surface, and she's got BIGASS hair) and listens to a longwinded guy going on about Israel and Ukraine. The talking ratio between them is easily 100:1. Folks, the dudebros are experiencing an unlikely comeback as we all live in fear!

#dudebro

Have had multiple demos for replacement #PhoneSystems. Sales #DudeBro repping #3CX was asked by the head of our IT what the user interface would be for "A receptionist". He says "She will see...".
Immediately loses sale from our female head of IT.
Too bad, seems like a decent product.
#SysAdmin

Latest "masculinity influencer": Another #dudebro guiding followers into deeper loneliness

Self-described "alpha male" #NickAdams is offering young men "advice" that will only alienate them even further

By Amanda Marcotte
April 12, 2024

"Like most similar marketers of so-called masculinity, Adams targets young men's fears of loneliness or failure — which are no doubt both real and prevalent — with the false promise that embracing aggressive misogyny is the key to achieving your dreams."

https://www.salon.com/2024/04/12/latest-masculinity-influencer-is-guiding-followers-into-deeper-loneliness/

#ToxicMasculinity #MasculinityInfluencer #Incels #MAGA #MaleEntitlement

Latest "masculinity influencer" leads his followers into loneliness

Self-described "alpha male" Nick Adams gives young men "advice" that will alienate them even further

Salon
Grateful I'm not a #techbro or a #DudeBro or a #GymBro or a #BroDude or a #stallmanist or a
@boelder @Adirondack Elno does a great impression of a #dudebro trying to sound intelligent.