#Jesus may have been great as a teacher. But He got #assigned to the wrong period and to a terrible class topic! He really just wanted to do #HomeEc and #bake #cookies #withKids.

As a #theology, though, "#follow my ways and thy house shall smell sweetly with #care and #bread" somehow #doesntTranslate right. 🥳#heIsRisen🥳

#DontBeATeacher. #BeAGreatTeacher.

#unshapedBlock #zen
#speakInHashtags Yes.
#sermonOnTheMount? No
#pleaseBoost #plz #happyholidays