In Aldi my husband asked where the cake is.
For people outside the UK: in the UK, large grocers often have an entire aisle of ready-made cake and baked goods. Aldi is a discounter, so they only stock what sells fast. Their cake section is smaller. Where did they hide it?
The Aldi staffer couldn't make sense of my husband's accent. He has to spell it: "C-A-K-E. cake."
"Oh," she said, "You want koiyk."
Yes, koiyk. 😜