Mastodawn

I'm pretty sure my dog understands every word I say, but only chooses to acknowledge walk or treat. The rest is just background noise.
#DogLogic #SelectiveHearing #fedi #growth

kipriyanovich Mar 13

A dog's ability to sleep through a thunderstorm but wake up at the crinkle of a chip bag is truly impressive.
#DogLogic #PetHumor #fedi #growth

Dude Oct 25

“Let me out so I can go bark and pee on random stuff so the sky noise will know I mean business…” #DogLogic

VetTeamTraining May 5, 2025

Doctor's orders: 10 circles minimum before hitting the bed 🐾 #DogLogic

Lyric The 🇨🇦 Mini Aussie Dec 4, 2024

Now, to be fair Dad, you didn't say the mud was off limits...you just said "be a good girl".
I was being a very good girl at digging in the mud so... technically I deserve a big treat!
#dogsofmastodon #MiniAussiesOfMastodon #australianshepherd #pets #DogLogic #dogdaysofsummer

Shhalahr Oct 16, 2024

This dog has impeccable logic.

#screenshot #BaldursGate3 #BG3 #videoGame #dogLogic

Dan Q May 24, 2024

This young lady's so proud of herself! This morning, she was up in time to catch in-the-act the burglar who visits us three times a week and steals the empty glass bottles we leave on our doorstep.

She did such a good job of scaring him off that he left us some milk and orange juice by way of apology.

#dog #dogsOfMastodon #dogLogic

Dragon Dec 12, 2023

Ofc one has to spend several minutes finding a spot to pee in, never mind it’s raining #doglogic

Open Water Otter VE7GR🏳️‍🌈Nov 27, 2023

A Dog will hunt with you, a Cat will hunt for you, and both take up far too much room in the bed after a day of hunting! #catlogic #doglogic

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Nina🐀🌻WTAF America?Jul 19, 2023

@yogthos Came in to show you that you left the hose on. Oh they must be outside. Nope. Not there. I'll just leave it in here so they see it. #DogLogic