Formula E has an amazing new feature on its website. As well as a dashboard with positions and timings and other stats during a race, you can get "Generative Commentary" so that you can "stay across every lap of the race with AI-powered intelligent commentary so you don’t miss a beat!"

Because apparently some people felt that the often-incorrect-or-unimportant bullshit that they put on the bottom of the TV commentary every so often wasn't enough? 😐

At least the commentators have a FUCKING PERSONALITY when they waffle about shit and made an informed decision about the tidbits of information to drop in!

#FormulaE #DoNotWant #FuckGenAI #Slop

The future of AI in Ubuntu https://discourse.ubuntu.com/t/the-future-of-ai-in-ubuntu/81130 🤡

Ubuntu started pushing AI and LLM into OS now. I guess any distro *without* LLM or AI is a better option at least for me. What about you?

#ai #llm #donotwant

The future of AI in Ubuntu

As 2026 progresses, LLM-based tools are becoming more and more ubiquitous. Adoption across the tech industry has been mixed, both in terms of which projects are embracing “AI” technologies, and in how companies are structuring their adoption. As a result, I’m frequently asked about what Canonical and Ubuntu will do (or not) to incorporate AI. In this post I’ll detail how AI will play a part in both Canonical and Ubuntu’s future, my framework for classifying AI features in the OS, and how Canoni...

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Netizens of the #Fediverse!!! Is it crazy of me to have an expectation that libraries should be quiet places? Am I out of touch for being angry at having to put up with loud dance music blasting inside my local library all morning and into the early afternoon several days a week? 😠😡

#AntiSocial #BrentLibraries #DoNotWant #Fuckery #ItsAMadHouse #NoisePollution

NVidia have announced that DLSS 5 will make graphics look "more realistic than ever"… as long as the realism that you want is "generic catwalk model who got airbrushed to within an inch of their life and has none of the character of the original design" 😐

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxg15eyv5ko

#PCGaming #DoNotWant

Nvidia faces backlash over 'breakthrough' AI graphics feature

Nvidia says the tool will transform game graphics - critics warn it could squeeze out artistic expression.

BBC News

I thought Firefox on Mobile might have changed recently and started to look fugly and Chrome-like.

Turns out Firefox on desktop is redesigning again and turning the fugly "buttons not tabs" Proton design into a fuglier "ROUND ALL THE THINGS!" Nova design 🙄

Those mockups look like absolute shit. What's with the rounded content window? And the bizarre "we're pretending to be floating palettes rather than components on a single window" layout?

Hopefully there will still be CSS that can fix it, the same as I've got fixes for the Proton design.

https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2026/03/firefox-nova-redesign

#Firefox #UI #UX #DoNotWant #ModernUISucks #FirefoxNova

Firefox Nova - our first look at the browser's big redesign - OMG! Ubuntu

A new-look Firefox is on the way, with Mozilla designers working on a 'Nova' redesign that introduces more curves and colour. First reported by tech

OMG! Ubuntu

Today in "bad analogies" and "predicting the worst and least appealing future":

* "If I instruct someone else to cut some wood for me then I still cut that wood, because what's the difference between an autonomous, inconsistent agent and a predictable band saw, really?"

* "Apps won't be a thing in the future, it'll be sensors and inconsistent LLM glue all the way down"

https://toot.thoughtworks.com/@mfowler/116119989172341827

#DoNotWant #Dystopia #FuckGenAI

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Fragments: security with OpenClaw, impressions from Pragmatic Summit, era of highly bespoke software, life-size pocket map https://martinfowler.com/fragments/2026-02-23.html

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Wow. The Beeb is actually reporting on how people hate AI slop. They're not really "both sides"-ing it 😮

A little bit of "is it bad if it's just entertainment?" but no "it's universally fine, deal with it" voices!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9wx2dz2v44o

#FuckGenAI #AISlop #DoNotWant

AI 'slop' is transforming social media - and there's a backlash

Social media has been flooded with fake, AI-generated images and videos. But will the majority of users actually care?

BBC News
Yeah, the content warning says it all really. #FGO #DoNOTWant