> Amazon is trying to buy Globalstar to compete with SpaceX's Starlink https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/04/amazon-is-trying-to-buy-globalstar-to-compete-with-spacexs-starlink/
Looks like #CocoLisoBezos needs another purchase to compensate for the small thingie, feeling short in relation to #EliCologne. I guess the recently acquired bimbo was not enough.







