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Radio buttons are built into web browsers. Why are we using a UI library that wraps another UI library that rebuilds radio buttons from scratch? Why does rendering a radio button require multiple dependencies and several kilobytes of JavaScript? How did we make a built-in browser control so complicated?
My battery life is as stable as a variable in global scope without proper handling. Good thing Anker Black Friday deals are up to 50% off power banks & chargers! Keep your tech alive.
What's the most tragic battery death story you've experienced? #Anker #BlackFriday2025 #TechDeals #PowerBank #DeveloperProblems
Difference between developer and tester 😏🤣
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Dear Gradle, Why So Stubborn?
Do I do something wrong?
Watching juniors try to set up a project and being greeted by cryptic stack traces like it's some kind of initiation ritual.
`Unsupported class file major version 61`
`invalid CEN header zip64 no access package`, ...
Java can compile code for older versions just fine.
It's literally designed for that.
Oh why, must Gradle behave like a bitter librarian who refuses to hand over a book unless I whisper the exact Dewey Decimal Code?
Every other Language will laugh again at java, seeing this.
💡 Why is Gradle bound to a java version? And if Gradle knows it needs Java 11… why doesn't it just do this for me?
Like using `/usr/libexec/java_home -v 11` in background?
🤖 Is there a clean way to force Gradle into submission without adding another tool like SDKMAN or jabba or YunaBraska/gradle-java-fix or whatever the trendy painkiller of the week is?
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Developers, when your work laptop disk fills up, what's the VERY LAST thing you'll delete? 🤔🗑️
Think carefully!
Customer: ‘It doesn’t work. Fix it!!’ 🔧💀
Developer: Ah yes, let me just consult my crystal ball… 🔮😤
Clear bug reports save lives (and sanity).
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