🤖 Oh no, GitHub! Only 99.9% uptime? The horror! Meanwhile, The Register’s robot sensors are more sensitive than a teary-eyed toddler with a skinned knee. 🙄📉
https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/10/github_outages/ #GitHubUptime #TheRegister #Robotics #TechNews #DeveloperIssues #HackerNews #ngated