Oh look, another genius idea from the depths of corporate innovation ๐Ÿค”: cut costs with 'prompt caching' and save those precious LLM tokens ๐Ÿ’ฐ. Because clearly, the problem is not the convoluted explanations but *how* to make them cheaper in bulk. As if slapping a price tag on incomprehensibility is the ultimate solution ๐ŸŽ‰.
https://ngrok.com/blog/prompt-caching/ #corporateinnovation #promptcaching #costcutting #LLMtokens #techsatire #businessstrategy #HackerNews #ngated
Prompt caching: 10x cheaper LLM tokens, but how? | ngrok blog

A far more detailed explanation of prompt caching than anyone asked for.

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๐Ÿ˜† Oh boy, comparing AI-generated apps to UFOs is like asking why your toaster doesn't conquer the universe! Clearly, the galaxy of AI is as empty as the promises in a startup pitch. ๐Ÿš€โœจ Instead of finding new apps, maybe just find a better lunch buddy. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ป
https://codemanship.wordpress.com/2025/12/14/the-gorman-paradox-where-are-all-the-ai-generated-apps/ #AIApps #Humor #StartupCulture #TechSatire #LunchBuddy #HackerNews #ngated
The Gorman Paradox: Where Are All The AI-Generated Apps?

In 1950, while discussing the recent wave of flying saucer reports over lunch with colleagues at Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico, physicist Enrico Fermi asked a simple question. There โ€ฆ

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๐Ÿš€โœจ Oh, look! Another Linux distro promising the ultimate "privacy-respecting, smooth and stable" experience... because apparently, the last 500 variations just weren't enough. Customizable KDE Plasma? ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ Wow, groundbreaking stuff, truly. Next up, Aurora will be writing your novel while you explore the galaxy. ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
https://getaurora.dev/en #LinuxDistroHumor #CustomizableKDE #PlasmaExperience #PrivacyRespectingTech #TechSatire #AuroraGalaxyExploration #HackerNews #ngated
Aurora - The Linux-based ultimate workstation

The ultimate productivity workstation, stable and streamlined for you.

Grok Claims Elon Excels at Every Possible Skill โ€” All of Them

#Grok #AI #ElonMusk #TechSatire #FediHumor #TechCommunity

๐Ÿš€ Oh, the sheer audacity of expecting our robot overlords to master trading when they can't even pass a security checkpoint without a JavaScript hall pass! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ“‰ Meanwhile, real quant traders are busy laughing as they sip coffee and watch the AI circus from the sidelines. โ˜•๐ŸŽช
https://nof1.ai/blog/TechPost1 #robottrading #AIhumor #quanttraders #techsatire #tradingfails #HackerNews #ngated

Welp! Reconnaissance didn't go as expected. Maybe Bill's infiltration will go better?

The fourth part of Biggest Little Bill, a tech satire and civil noir short story, is now available: https://matthewreinbold.com/2025/10/30/BiggestLittleBill-04

#amWriting #techSatire

The Biggest Little Bill - 04

This Matthew Reinbold

Ah, the wonders of modern programming! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ We've reached the pinnacle of #innovation where you can write Go code in JavaScript files, but only if you first sacrifice a goat to the almighty gods of cookies and JavaScript. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿช It's like building a spaceship out of lego...with a manual in Braille! ๐ŸŒŒ
https://www.npmjs.com/package/vite-plugin-use-golang #modernprogramming #codinghumor #GoJavaScript #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated
vite-plugin-use-golang

Write Go code in JavaScript files. Compiles to WebAssembly. Actually works.. Latest version: 0.1.0, last published: 3 minutes ago. Start using vite-plugin-use-golang in your project by running `npm i vite-plugin-use-golang`. There are no other projects in the npm registry using vite-plugin-use-golang.

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๐ŸŒŸ Ah, the timeless wisdom of realizing one only lives once, delivered by someone who probably spent days crafting their GitHub Copilot prompts instead of just clicking 'skip ad' on YouTube. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Why stop at shorts when there are entire feature-length films to ignore while pretending to write "better code"? ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŽฌ
https://github.com/CaptainYouz/FocusTube #timelesswisdom #GitHubCopilot #codinghumor #lifeadvice #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - CaptainYouz/FocusTube: TL;DR: We only have one life. Let's stop wasting it on YouTube shorts.

TL;DR: We only have one life. Let's stop wasting it on YouTube shorts. - CaptainYouz/FocusTube

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๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh great, another AI "genius" who can't do math. Apparently, 98% became 250% after a few all-nighters and some human meddling. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Next time, maybe let the AI handle your counting skills too?
https://www.moderndescartes.com/essays/ai_codebase/ #AIfails #AIhumor #MathMistakes #TechSatire #CountingFail #HackerNews #ngated
This Codebase is 250% AI-Generated

๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh, the horror! A programmer discovers the ultimate computer hack and then spends a lifetime fretting about it. ๐ŸŽญ But fear not, our hero has crafted the magical Diverse DoubleCompiling spell to save the dayโ€”because nothing says "trustworthy" like double the compiling and double the confusion! ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™‚๏ธ
https://dwheeler.com/trusting-trust/ #programminghumor #computerhacks #softwaredevelopment #doublescompiling #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated
Fully Countering Trusting Trust through Diverse Double-Compiling (DDC) - Countering Trojan Horse attacks on Compilers

David A. Wheeler's Page on Countering 'Trusting Trust' through Diverse Double-Compiling (DDC) - Countering Trojan Horse attacks on Compilers