This Daniel Khalife story is sensational.
Every time he starts testifying in court, it should be introduced by a needle-scratch sound effect, and then a clip of him turning to the jury and saying, ‘I suppose you’re wondering how I got into this crazy situation…’
It’s like ‘The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret’ with Iranian intelligence instead of Thunder Muscle energy drink.
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Not sure how this works. Daniel Khalife was supposed to be in prison and found cycling down a canal towpath.
What justification do you think will be offer for his not guilty plea?
Daniel Khalife pleads not guilty to Wandsworth prison escape:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66876658
#News #Newstodon #NewsTooter #DanielKhalife #Wandsworth #PrisonEscape
"He's not your average prisoner, he's been trained by the British Army, he could be anywhere!"
They find him at a close relatives' house after 75 hours. Nobody saw that one coming, yeah?
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De voortvluchtige terreurverdachte Daniel Khalife is aangehouden. Dat meldt de Britse politie. Hij was dagenlang op de vlucht na een spectaculaire ontsnapping uit een gevangenis.
#DanielKhalife has not been convicted of any crime, no evidence has been tested in open court, he has been held in a squalid, failed prison and is facing "security" charges in a loaded legal process where he cannot effectively defend himself.
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/wandsworth-prison-inmates-daniel-khalife-b2408061.html
Exclusive: His Majesty’s chief inspector of prisons Charlie Taylor gives a gripping eyewitness account of life inside the vermin-infested, crumbling Victorian prison from which suspected terrorist Daniel Khalife made his escape
I kinda want nobody to find #DanielKhalife, you know. Not yet at least. I want them to find him when he’s no longer the lead story on the news, and to give the authorities the proper runaround.
I just like the idea that one person can escape prison and frustrate the hell out of all of these people and agencies searching for him.
I know that’s likely an #UnpopularOpinion, but it does amuse me.
The Richmond Park had been sealed
As the search for Khalife revealed
The early release of this ex-soldier
Had caused quite a stir and some terror
It was police search that had been commanded
The public to keep away, they had demanded
#richmondpark #danielkhalife #terrorsuspect #policesearch #poetry
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