#meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #RedBook #BannedBooks #DangerousBooks
@overholt Checking all the 19th century books in my library now for emerald green colours!
@overholt Checking all the 19th century books in my library now for emerald green colours!
PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! I found my collection of dangerous red books had been syrup-titiously laced with sugary Halloween candy!
#meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #RedBook #BannedBooks #DangerousBooks
I got dragged into looking at the AI generated customer review summaries on #Amazon and while doing this, I noticed that some books had safety warnings.
Hobbit: not to be used by children over 36 months.
Silmarillion: do not use near overhead power lines.
You have been warned.
PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's library of dangerous Red Books! Mine have become infested with a seasonal surplus of sugary candy!
#meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #books #DangerousBooks #RedBook #BannedBooks
Currently reading: The History of White People by Nell Irvin Painter
#dangerousbooks #race #criticalracetheory #books #bookstodon
BEWARE! Out of an abundance of caution, I carefully LOOKED at my spooky season haul of wonderfully dangerous red books only to discover that someone has laced them with refined-sugar logo-emblazoned corporate branding in the shape of innocent children's seasonal treats!
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