Mastodawn

Hermetic Library Oct 31, 2024

PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! I found my collection of dangerous red books had been syrup-titiously laced with sugary Halloween candy!

#meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #RedBook #BannedBooks #DangerousBooks

Hermetic Library Oct 31, 2024

PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! I found my collection of dangerous red books had been syrup-titiously laced with sugary Halloween candy!

#meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #RedBook #BannedBooks #DangerousBooks

Hermetic Library Oct 31, 2024

PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy!

#meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #Rome #Heliogabalus #TheRosesOfHeliogabalus

My fine Roman friends found Heliogabalus had surprisingly smothered their lascivious daughter's sumptuous feast of candy with sensual rose petals during the orgy!

Hermetic Library Oct 31, 2024

PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy!

#meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #Rome #Heliogabalus #TheRosesOfHeliogabalus

Hermetic Library Oct 31, 2024

PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! My friends Peleus and Thetis found Eris' Golden Apple of Discord in their child's bag!

#meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #GoldenApple #HailEris #AllHailDiscordia #ToThePrettiestOne or is that #Pettiest ?

Now everyone's fighting over it saying it was meant to go in _their_ bag! Paris says he's got it figured out, so I'm sure this will all settle down any minute now … or, finally, after an heroic epic cycle at least?

Hermetic Library Oct 31, 2024

PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! My friends Peleus and Thetis found Eris' Golden Apple of Discord in their child's bag!

#meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #GoldenApple #HailEris #AllHailDiscordia #ToThePrettiestOne or is that #Pettiest ?

Hermetic Library Oct 31, 2024

PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! My friends Scully and Mulder found Project Blue Book reports in their kid's bag!

#meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #ProjectBlueBook #UFO #BlueBook #UAP #aliens #extraterrestrial #trouble

William's now hording Reese's Pieces for when his new "friend" comes out of the closet! This only leads to becoming an old Hollywood nepo-baby talk show host who scabs their own writers and that means trouble right here in Roswell city.

Hermetic Library Oct 31, 2024

PARENTS! Be sure to check your kid's candy! My friends Scully and Mulder found Project Blue Book reports in their kid's bag!

#meme #halloween #SpookySeason #beware #CheckYourHalloweenCandy #ProjectBlueBook #UFO #BlueBook #UAP #aliens #extraterrestrial #trouble

William's now hording Reese's Pieces for when his new "friend" comes out of the closet! This only leads to becoming an old Hollywood nepo-baby talk show host who scabs their own writers and that means trouble right here in Roswell city.