Mastodawn

——WHAT!? Actual •function keys!?!?• (I hate MacBook Pro's touchbar with the heat of a thousand suns)

This...looks possibly not un-viable.

Does it have on-board storage? (If so, how much? What I'm seeing suggests that it's All Cloud, All The Time, which is a non-starter.)

Also, I've heard the Liquid Glass roundly panned for CPU consumption & accessibility badness.

Does the camera have to be functional after?

⭕ "Oh HAIL no...."