Texas Flood Count Drops to Three, Officials Blame Overzealous Weather Reports

#Texas #FloodUpdate #MissingPersonsMath #NewsSatire #CountingIsHard By: TheJestPress.com AUSTIN, TX – After days of speculation and the wildest estimates outside of a jellybean-counting contest, Texas officials have triumphantly announced a revision in the number of people missing in Kerr County following “catastrophic flooding.” The tally has now been “downsized with gusto” from rampant…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/19/texas-flood-count-drops-to-three-officials-blame-overzealous-weather-reports/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Umm I just posted this message. #Slack are you okay?

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Relax 😌, guys, #AGI has yet to come

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So, because of a counting mistake on my part, @phptek will now have 4 tracks of awesomness to choose from. 😱

#countingishard #ranoutoffingers