@oneunderscore__ I'm sure this is quite good.

I have no idea if you see replies from Mastodon, but if you're back into making awesome semi-long-form videos, *please* consider a high quality release of The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137. It is one of the best news satire short films ever made.

#TheOnion #FutureNews #NewsSatire

Texas Flood Count Drops to Three, Officials Blame Overzealous Weather Reports

#Texas #FloodUpdate #MissingPersonsMath #NewsSatire #CountingIsHard By: TheJestPress.com AUSTIN, TX – After days of speculation and the wildest estimates outside of a jellybean-counting contest, Texas officials have triumphantly announced a revision in the number of people missing in Kerr County following “catastrophic flooding.” The tally has now been “downsized with gusto” from rampant…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/19/texas-flood-count-drops-to-three-officials-blame-overzealous-weather-reports/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Texas Flood Count Drops to Three, Officials Blame Overzealous Weather Reports

#Texas #FloodUpdate #MissingPersonsMath #NewsSatire #CountingIsHard By: TheJestPress.com AUSTIN, TX – After days of speculation and the wildest estimates outside of a jellybean-counting contest, Te…

THEJESTPRESS.COM
Man who spent most of 2020 shouting “ALL Lives Matter” surprisingly comfortable with the slaughter of children in Gaza

A man who repeatedly yelled that “ALL lives Matter” 5 short years ago during protests against inequality, has been unexpectedly silent about the slaughter of men, women, children and ba…

NewsThump
Canada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travelling

OTTAWA – As US President Trump’s unilaterally-launched trade war continues, Canadians have struck back with counter-tariffs on a valued American item: the little Canadian flag patches Americans put on their luggage while travelling abroad.

The Beaverton
Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes

AUSTIN, TX—In the latest round of layoffs for the company’s struggling automotive division, electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla fired the entire team behind brakes, sources confirmed Wednesday. “As we continue to rightsize the Tesla workforce, we have come to the decision that stopping the car is no longer a critical…

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@jon

I love it.

Interestingly when I wrote a research piece about news satire and climate change one of the main finding was that when it came to the fundamentals of climate change the coverage of the subject was BETTER in news satire than in main stream journalism.

The study is here ICYMBI:

#ClimateEmergency

#NewsSatire

https://www.degruyter.com/document/doi/10.1515/9788395720499-007/html

6. “THINK BIG and then do absolutely NÜSCHTE”. News Satire and the Climate Debate

6. “THINK BIG and then do absolutely NÜSCHTE”. News Satire and the Climate Debate was published in Genre in the Climate Debate on page 108.

De Gruyter

The world's greatest encyclopedia article remains the entry for Robert Ezra Park in "The Onion Book of Known Knowledge":

“Park, Robert Ezra (b. Feb. 14, 1864 d. Feb. 7 1944), American sociologist famous for weaseling his way into encyclopedias. Goddamn it, Park!”

#Encyclopedia #RobertEzraPark #Genre #Parody #NewsSatire

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that our coverage will influence not only how people think, but also how they act. This responsibility is at the core of an…

The Onion

The Onion nails it.

' We just made Quentin up, and that’s okay. It doesn’t mean stories like his aren’t potentially happening everywhere, constantly. Good journalism is about finding those stories, even when they don’t exist. It’s about asking the tough questions and ignoring the answers you don’t like, then offering misleading evidence in service of preordained editorial conclusions. '

#trans #journalism #TheOnion #NewsSatire

https://www.theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that our coverage will influence not only how people think, but also how they act. This responsibility is at the core of an…

The Onion