Texas Flood Count Drops to Three, Officials Blame Overzealous Weather Reports

#Texas #FloodUpdate #MissingPersonsMath #NewsSatire #CountingIsHard By: TheJestPress.com AUSTIN, TX – After days of speculation and the wildest estimates outside of a jellybean-counting contest, Texas officials have triumphantly announced a revision in the number of people missing in Kerr County following “catastrophic flooding.” The tally has now been “downsized with gusto” from rampant…

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