LentenWaxJul 14, 2025

Another in my series of 🙄 Microsoft toots:

Outlook just hid an important email from me because it came from, and I quote, "an untrusted domain".

The domain it doesn't trust?

hotmail.com

#CouldntMakeItUp

Show threadCaroleApr 2, 2024
The Barista made him such a good cortado without milk (slightly less than full portion of expresso) that he has asked for another! #wtf #humour #life #AmWriting #WritersChat #TravelWriting #Humour #CouldntMakeItUp
CaroleApr 2, 2024
Writing in a cafe. Man with a dog came in, sat down on adjoining table and asked for a 'cortado without milk' #AmWriting #WritersChat #TravelWriting #Humour #CouldntMakeItUp
Stephen CrownMar 21, 2023

Deeply worried for this country:

UK Ministers preparing 2 allow new houses 2 continue 2b fitted with gas boilers, long after they were supposed 2b phased out, campaigners fear.

A loophole considered 4 the forthcoming future homes standard, a housing regulation in England intended 2 reduce greenhouse gas emissions from newly built homes in line with the net zero target, would allow new homes 2b fitted with “hydrogen-ready” boilers.

#HeatPump’s #NetZero #CouldntMakeItUp

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/mar/21/new-homes-gas-boilers-hydrogen-heat-pumps-net-zero?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Campaigners fear loophole will let new homes in England be fitted with gas boilers

Regulation may allow ‘hydrogen-ready’ boilers that can run on fossil fuel gas, and are unlikely ever to use hydrogen

The Guardian
DHeadshot's AltJan 31, 2023
I'm on a train with an advert for SpecSavers on it that asks "career moving as slowly as this bus?". Sounds like Specsavers need to listen to their own slogan or something...? #CouldntMakeItUp #ShouldveGoneToSpecsavers
CaroleJan 29, 2023
And today, precisely 2 days after I passed through the country on Eurostar, Vodafone welcomes me to France. #couldntMakeItUp
James MarshallNov 28, 2019
I’ll wait for the 12 hours to be up then I’ll repost without the @jonvoight - then it’s not “targeted”. They let paedophiles operate unchallenged on their platform yet I can’t post that?! Couldn’t make it up. (Was in response to news that Redford slated Trump) #sadbastards #twitter #twats #getyourprioritiesright #couldntmakeitup
techboltSep 11, 2019
RT @[email protected]

@[email protected] @[email protected] Andrea Leadsom MP in conversation today:

"Why won't you release the #Yellowhammer report?"

AL: "Because then the public wouldn't want Brexit."

"And why is Brexit going ahead?"

AL: "The public wants it"

#CouldntMakeItUp

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Matt__999/status/1171782912058019842
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Matthew 999 on Twitter

“@ajmpolite @SuffEUAlliance Andrea Leadsom MP in conversation today: "Why won't you release the #Yellowhammer report?" AL: "Because then the public wouldn't want Brexit." "And why is Brexit going ahead?" AL: "The public wants it" #CouldntMakeItUp”

Twitter