Animals Holding Forests Hostage, Demand Carbon Credits for Their Services

#EcoLOL #ClimateSatire #CarbonCopyCritters #BiodiversityBlues #SaveTheAnimals By: TheJestPress.com **Animals Are Outperforming Humans in Climate Activism, According to Forests** In a stunning upset for nature influencers everywhere, leading scientists announced today that forests thick with party-animal biodiversity are trouncing even the crunchiest granola-hippie efforts at storing carbon. Turns…

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Haha, came across an old blogpost by John Kennedy aka @micefearboggis
https://diagrammonkey.wordpress.com/2023/10/08/a-multitude-of-possibly-unsatisfying-answers/
First published early October 2023 it looks for explanations for the mind-boggling "bananas" global temperatures in last year's Northern Hemisphere summer.
I had already read a lot of other musings in this regard so didn't read John's main post (sorry) but jumped right to this part:

" PS (added 9 October) "
From that point on until January 9, John adds a post scriptum for each of the many attempts by other researchers at conclusively explaining 2023.
I had read most of them when they had come out, and so did you, I assume – so information isn't the reason why I wanted to share John's post with you.

The reason is his voice, his rhetoric, his dry humour.
It's a form of #climateArt , I guess. Or #ClimateComedy even? #ClimateSatire ?
In any case, it's a voice that was missing from my #ClimateSoundscape . So glad I found it now.
A fun read about why we don't know why 2023 was weird.