Animals Holding Forests Hostage, Demand Carbon Credits for Their Services

#EcoLOL #ClimateSatire #CarbonCopyCritters #BiodiversityBlues #SaveTheAnimals By: TheJestPress.com **Animals Are Outperforming Humans in Climate Activism, According to Forests** In a stunning upset for nature influencers everywhere, leading scientists announced today that forests thick with party-animal biodiversity are trouncing even the crunchiest granola-hippie efforts at storing carbon. Turns…

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