jpJul 17, 2025
When your horror movie’s big scare is... a forced grin. 🫠 My breakdown of Smile — a film that mistakes grimacing for terror and trauma for depth. Spoiler: I wasn’t scared.
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https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2022/11/05/smile/
Smile (2022)

Smile’s biggest problem, other than being a derivative Final Destination/The Ring hybrid knockoff, is right there in the title — and it trickles all the way down to the (anti)climax. I get wa…

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jpJul 15, 2025
From anachronistic jokes to inconsistent animation, 2022’s Pinocchio feels more like a corporate content dump than a real movie. When even the whale looks half-rendered, it’s hard to wish upon this star.
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https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2022/11/02/pinocchio/
Pinocchio’s Identity Crisis: An Inconsistent and Hollow Reimagining

Disney’s Pinocchio (2022) attempts to revisit the beloved classic with a computer-generated imagery/live-action combo that results in a muddled pastiche that struggles with consistency and, ultimat…

90% of Everything is Crap