jpJul 15, 2025
From anachronistic jokes to inconsistent animation, 2022’s Pinocchio feels more like a corporate content dump than a real movie. When even the whale looks half-rendered, it’s hard to wish upon this star.
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Pinocchio’s Identity Crisis: An Inconsistent and Hollow Reimagining

Disney’s Pinocchio (2022) attempts to revisit the beloved classic with a computer-generated imagery/live-action combo that results in a muddled pastiche that struggles with consistency and, ultimat…

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