Alice: Hey, Elez - haven't seen you around!
Elez: I took a semester off.
Alice: Oh yeah, I heard that. What'd you do?
Elez: Tore down a constitutional republic and helped institute a fascist dictatorship.
Alice: ... might want to leave that off your resume. I hope the money was good, at least?
Elez: I mean, not bad. Why?
Alice: Because you're never, ever getting another date you don't pay for.

(This is the very least those choads deserve)

#USPol #choad #subnormal #consequences #FAFO