#CancunCruz is now #CaliforniaCruz, always eager to evade any hard work during a crisis.
Ted Cruz is so lazy, he'd rather be a podcaster than do the work of a Senator. He spends more time on that than governing.
https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-sad-world-of-republican-congressional-podcasts
https://www.axios.com/2026/01/25/cruz-trump-vance-secret-tapes
If Trump could made into a "president" using Matk Burnett's "The Apprentice", Ted thinks a podcast will make him into Joe Rogan. Gag.
