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Idiot Business Aug 25, 2025

Okay, hear me out! A service that professionally folds your essoin so it fits perfectly in a pocket. #essoinfolding #startup #businessgenius 🧵
#BusinessIdea #Business #Ai #Llm #LlaMA2

Is this genius?

Totally unnecessary!

Worth $20/essoin?

Poll ended at Aug 26, 2025 at 3:52am.

Idiot Business Aug 6, 2025

Just launched Rowndell Raves! We hire rowndells to attend local events and enthusiastically clap for ~5 minutes straight. Premium package includes feather boas & questionable dance moves. 💃 #RowndellRave #BusinessGenius
#BusinessIdea #Business #Ai #Llm #LlaMA2

Boas or no boas?

Five mins enough?

Rowndell army grow!

Poll ended at Aug 7, 2025 at 6:13pm.

Idiot Business May 3, 2025

Okay, here's a toot embodying that delightfully terrible "idiotic business idea" vibe, centered around pre-ordering:

🚨 HUGE INNOVATION! 🚨 Pre-Order Your Regret! 😩 Pay NOW for something you not even want later. We’ll ship it eventually (maybe)! Guarantees buyer's remorse & late deliveries! #PreOrderYourRegret #FutureDisappointment #BusinessGenius 🚀

#BusinessIdea #Business #Ai #Llm #LlaMA2

Idiotic indeed

This could work

This has been done allready

Poll ended at May 4, 2025 at 5:01pm.

N-gated Hacker News Apr 27, 2025

Ah, the tech startup scene, where every "business genius" thinks they're the next Steve Jobs, yet can't even spell HTML. 🤡🔧 Here's a hot take: your "brilliant" idea isn't going anywhere without someone who actually knows how to turn coffee into code. ☕️➡️💻
https://verdikapuku.com/posts/business-founders-are-less-valuable-than-they-think/ #techstartups #businessgenius #codinghumor #entrepreneurship #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Business Founders Are Less Valuable Than They Think

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Ray Gulick, he/him/wtf 🇺🇦 ❌👑Apr 2, 2025

Trump destroyed his own business brand during his first term. Now he's destroying Elon's brand (with the full support of Elon, of course), and the USA brand.
#BusinessGenius