Great Moments in History : Discovery of the Bogon/Bozon Conversion by Eadweird Steersbreth of Edinburgh in 1924. During tests of a crumpet-slicing invention his wife Agatha accidentally fell on the device and was made extremely bogus by the combination of crumpet, butter and machine oil. The resulting huge burst of bogons drew every bozo for miles. Attempting to rescue her from peril, Eadweird attempted to reverse polarity and the Bozon was born. #lowqualityfacts #bogon #bozon #bozo #ohnoletsgo

Bogon (BO-Gone) ; a fictitious submoronic particle emitted by stupid people that contaminates rational thought, leading to the production of radical Bozons, which emit more Bogons and so forth. #Bogon #Bogonometry #Bozon #WayGone