Mastodawn

Wondering if "Crow Justice" would take into account the Accused's whole life of proven misdeeds at the trial and how that would conflict with Human Law.

#BirdLaw #Crows #HumanLaw

Spab Nov 18

They caught the Pelican.

#shitpost #meme #memes #pelican #highwaypatrol #acab #bird #birds #birdlaw #cop #arrest

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Jun 11, 2025

According to Bird Law the State of South Carolina now belongs to that Osprey

https://www.outkick.com/sports/osprey-drops-hammerhead-shark-some-dude-trying-play-disc-golf

#Birds #BirdLaw #Osprey #Shark #Nature

Osprey Drops A Hammerhead Shark On Some Dude Trying To Play Disc Golf | OutKick

A disc golfer had an osprey drop a small hammerhead shark near him, which had to be a strange experience.

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PantyhoseWimp Apr 14, 2025

@georgetakei You know in that show “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia”? It has a tragically mentally disabled character named Charlie, and occasionally he debates with a lawyer and sounds ridiculous. That’s what this presidental message sounds like. It sounds like Charlie haranguing about #birdlaw

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George Pearkes Mar 31, 2020

New year, new bird. #BirdLaw

CHICAGO ASK A PUNK Apr 7, 2024

Weekend At Wormiez (Night 1)

Empty Bliss, Saturday, 20 April (18:30)

https://chicago.askapunk.net/event/weekend-at-wormiez-night-1

Weekend At Wormiez (Night 1)

Greed Worm (Record release weekend: https://greedworm.bandcamp.com/album/ritual-onslaught [https://greedworm.bandcamp.com/album/ritual-onslaught]) Bird Law: https://birdlawhc.bandcamp.com/album/aroma-of-misery [https://birdlawhc.bandcamp.com/album/aroma-of-misery] Lengua Salvaje: https://lenguasalvaje.bandcamp.com/album/decade-of-decay [https://lenguasalvaje.bandcamp.com/album/decade-of-decay] Bussy Kween Power Trip: https://bussykweenpowertrip.bandcamp.com/album/hallowed-kweens [https://bussykweenpowertrip.bandcamp.com/album/hallowed-kweens] Guest DJ: Kevin Moore $12m Show at 7pm

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