Have Arsenal spent their transfer budget on the ref? #bantz
Lot of people seem to have already decided it’s a two horse race between City and Liverpool. Both look good but come on! Wait until they play some big team eh? #bantz

"USA! USA! USA!"

"Worst chant ever! Worst chant ever! Worst chant ever!"

Okay... maybe second after "Seeeaaaaatttle Sooouuuunnnders!"

#Bantz

Love it when men say "that went right over your head, didn't it", and I'm like, "No, it didn't, I'm not thick - it was just a shit joke".

#nsfw #joke #bantz #dating #misogyny

I don’t dislike England….I love England! Their snobby, condescending, and insufferable attitudes re their “football” continue to fuel, sustain, and amuse me. Incidentally, congratulations to Aston Villa! #bantz #m8 #itscominghome https://x.com/dweatherill/st…
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@AlexiLalas Alexi would not admit it, but of all soccer nations he dislikes England the most.

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“Please don’t use it if you hate humor!” - Which Netflix comedian wrote the press release? #grok #bantz
@ashiewilkinson something to be thankful for for many reasons. #bantz 😁
@melissagreen

If you've seen the "we're just normal men" #meme going around, there's really not much context to be added, except that it came from this truly exceptional and hilarious #CBBC segment where a human host shared some #bantz with a #puppet dog and somehow always conveyed the sense they were both holding back loads of profanity. 10/10 children's programming, they should do anti-vaping PSAs.

https://youtu.be/nNoFzMljP0U

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