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JillyHorrorshow

@jillyhorrorshow

618 Followers

11 Following

370 Posts

"The Da Vinci of audio porn". English, filthy, and in my 40s.

Being female and promiscuous isn't welcomed by everyone. I could not give less of a fuck. I am lucky enough to be a liberated, 21st century woman and I will fuck whomever I please, as loudly and as obscenely as I like.

JillyHorrorshow Nov 28, 2024

Me on dating apps

#dating #apps #sex #sexy

JillyHorrorshow Nov 27, 2024

Have you ever faked an orgasm with someone?

Yes, I do it often

Yes, once in a while

28.6%

No

71.4%

Poll ended at Dec 4, 2024 at 3:19pm.

JillyHorrorshow Nov 24, 2024

By 2025, I swear 99% of the dogs in the world will be called Luna.

#dogs #unoriginal

JillyHorrorshow Oct 19, 2024

Public service announcement for UK youths - wearing white socks with sandals makes you look like a cunt, and a moustache with no other facial hair makes you look like a 70s paedo. Gen X already know this, but you may not. Consider yourselves enlightened. You're welcome.

#psa #announcement #genz #millennial #genx

JillyHorrorshow Oct 8, 2024

Poll: Fucking in time to music is a bit strange and makes me need to stifle a giggle

#poll #sex #sexy #nsfw #erotic #music

Agreed

72.1%

No, I fuck in time to music with a serious face

27.9%

Poll ended at Oct 15, 2024 at 12:58pm.

JillyHorrorshow Sep 29, 2024

I don't know what it is about #reddit but it sure seems to attract a large proportion of hypersensitive bellends. And not in a good way. It's like walking on eggshells trying to talk to people on there, fraught with peril at every turn that someone's going to be a huffy prick in response to my slightest remark.

JillyHorrorshow Sep 22, 2024

Sorry guys, it's been all memes lately hasn't it. Have this picture of me to compensate.

#nsfw #erotic #sex #sexy #ass #silver #black #corset