"Bro! Bro!"

"W-w-what?"

"Bro, you were over-preparing."

"I was asleep."

"Yeah, but you were drimming about cricket. You need to relax, Bro."

-- actual transcript from the English Cricket team hotel.

#Cricket #Ashes #AusVEng #Bants

Him: The apostrophe is on the wrong side that means it was painted in 24th century.
Me: Maybe they are attempting SQL injection #bants #pedants