Illinois Mandates Student Mind Checks—Parents Panic, Kids Pretend to Care

#MentalHealthMatters #IllinoisInnovates #TestAnxiety #BackToSchoolBlues #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com **Illinois Becomes First State to Require Student Mental Health Screenings: Students Respond, “Wait, Don’t You Cause Half Our Problems?”** In a bold move to address the needs of today’s stressed students, Illinois has announced it will become the first state to require annual mental health…

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