My #hypochondria's so bad my doctor prescribes me broad spectrum #placebos.

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My hypochondria’s so bad my doctor prescribes me broad spectrum placebos.

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“Life, even in its most sheltered, privileged forms, is far more precarious than we think it is. A hypochondriac is someone who is just a little more aware of this than the average person, we might say”
Caroline Crampton, “A body made of glass”

#quotes #hypochondria

My #hypochondria's so bad my doctor prescribes me broad spectrum #placebos.

Ever since I started running 3x10K/week, up from 2x7K/week (so - a few weeks ago), I've been having this dull, weak but frequent pain, just above the inside of my left ankle. Guess my leg was a little shocked by the doubling of my efforts... 😐

Also, having a #hypochondria moment 😬

Just a flesh wound

Have you heard the saying "Higher education is something that comes from within, just appears out of subspace, and enlightens your life"? No? Me neither....

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Or.... Hear me out...... A fair amount of these people actually have #EhlersDanlos and are misdiagnosed as having #hypochondria

I honestly almost had myself convinced I was a Hypochondriac before finally figuring out the things that I was experiencing *was* real and not imagined.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/12/25/hypochondria-illness-death-study/

An unhealthy obsession with sickness increases risk of dying, study says

A study found that people with hypochondriasis — also known as illness anxiety disorder — were more likely to die from a serious illness.

The Washington Post
The Tao of Health and Neuroses – Xenofact.com

Please read my latest story, "Lady Hypochondria." It’s about learning to embrace hypochondria after my latest hospital escapade. Here is a link to the story:

https://www.ernestocollage.com/post/hypochondria

Thank you. Ernesto

#shortstory #hypochondria #literature

Lady Hypochondria

Learning to embrace hypochondria after my latest hospital escapade The hardest part of being a hypochondriac is obsessing over imagined symptoms while ignoring the real ailments that wreck your body. During the time that my wife, Holli, was completing her medical residency at a major Southern university hospital, our days were filled with her long hours at the hospital and my endless hypochondria. Every evening when she returned home exhausted after being on duty at the hospital for twelve hours

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