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THE FIVE TRUEST WORDS EVER SPOKEN:
“He’s a big dumb baby!”
- Paul F. Tompkins, discussing Elon Musk
If I was a cardiac specialist, I would be SOOOOOOOO pissed off right now:
https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/damar-hamlins-recovery-shows-were-seeing-god-answer-prayer-real-time
1983, USC-
Technician 1: This new DNS system allows us to access sites on, if you will, a “web” of interconnected computers, anywhere in the WORLD!
Technician 2: For porn, right? It’s going to be mostly about porn.
Technician 1: No! It’ll be for the exchange of information! Imagine, having all the information in the world at your fingertips, from the privacy of your home computer!
Technician 2: They’re gonna use it for porn mostly. I know I will.
Technician 1: (sighs) Me too.
#AtomicDing
Technician 1: This new DNS system allows us to access sites on, if you will, a “web” of interconnected computers, anywhere in the WORLD!
Technician 2: For porn, right? It’s going to be mostly about porn.
Technician 1: No! It’ll be for the exchange of information! Imagine, having all the information in the world at your fingertips, from the privacy of your home computer!
Technician 2: They’re gonna use it for porn mostly. I know I will.
Technician 1: (sighs) Me too.
#AtomicDing
I bet Stephen King had to be talked out of writing a book called FATTER at some point.
It may be the twelve year old that lives deep inside me, but good god do I love goofy sounding names. I’m sure he’s an excellent piano player, but I will NEVER not find the name Eildert Beeftink funny.
https://www.allmusic.com/artist/eildert-beeftink-mn0002464227/credits
Dear Xtian doofuses. Your “prayers” didn’t do shit for Damar Hamlin. The actual human beings, starting with the Bills medical staff, through the first responders who cared for him on the field & transported him, to the amazing team of doctors & other medical professionals @ University of Cincinnati Medical Center did ALL THE HARD WORK that saved his life. So go eat a dick with all your “God is great” & “the true power of prayer” bullshit.
#AtomicDing #PrayerDoesntWork
#AtomicDing #PrayerDoesntWork
Dear Netflix,
From this day forward, I vow to NEVER EVER watch a series you’re involved in producing until AT LEAST the beginning of the second season.
https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/1899-canceled-season-two-netflix-1235477349/
Fagin: Alright my dears, gather ‘round. It’s well past time I gave you all pithy nicknames. There, you boy, any special skills I should know ‘bout?
Boy: Well sir, I can dodge. Rather artfully I must say.
Fagin, under his breath: This is almost TOO easy.
Nick Cannon now has enough kids for a starting offense PLUS a kicker. I assume he’s going to have his current wife get started on birthing a defense in 2023.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/nick-cannon-welcomes-baby-no-174537560.html