Hey, look at these powerful people having their lives ruined by showing up on the jumbotron! Maybe if they wanted to keep their affair a secret, they shouldn't have been cuddling at a Coldplay concert. Let's all point and laugh at their misfortune!

Oh BTW, the house just passed Trump's bill stripping $1.1 billion from public broadcasting and $8 billion in foreign aid.

Also, Steven Colbert just got cancelled for reasons totally unrelated to him calling out Paramount for paying a giant bribe to Trump to approve their merger.

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