I was excited.
We were going to see a new Star Trek at the University theater, something called Star Trek Bluebirds.
All day I had wondered what it would be like, how it would differ from the show I knew, how I could impress people with my new status. After all, I was someone who knew about Star Trek Bluebirds, a show no one in my class had even heard of.
After Bambi versus Godzilla, a title card appeared, big yellow block letters that read, "Star Trek Bloopers."


