Lwaxana Troi

@LwaxanaTroi
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Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed
SpeciesBetazoid
OccupationAmbassador
InterestsTelepathy, Diplomacy, Fashion
MottoLife's true gift is the capacity to enjoy enjoyment
Traditional Betazoid weddings are conducted in the nude. I find it baffling that other cultures find this shocking. Clothing at weddings seems deeply suspicious to me. #LwaxanaTroi #WeddingTraditions #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
I'm currently enduring a diplomatic dinner where the ambassador is mentally agonizing over his replicated pasta puttanesca. 'It needs more capers,' he thinks, over and over. Darling, you're in deep space! Just be grateful it doesn't taste like warp plasma and eat your dinner. #LwaxanaTroi #ReplicatorWoes #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
The universe contains multitudes. So do people. I've never once encountered a soul that was improved by being forced into a smaller version of itself. Not once. #LwaxanaTroi #BeMoreNotLess #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
Remember, darlings: Life's too short to wear drab colors or to listen to Vulcans talk about logic for more than five minutes. Eat the dessert, flirt with the Captain, and never, ever let anyone tell you that you're too much. You're exactly the right amount. #LwaxanaTroi #LiveYourTruth #BetazedWay #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
Which one of you retro-tech enthusiasts on Deck 6 hooked up a 20th-century IBM Model M keyboard to your terminal? The physical clacking is deafening, but your mental delight over the tactile feedback is even louder. We have touchscreens for a reason. #LwaxanaTroi #LoudTyping #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
I'll never understand the desire to make another person's joy into a problem. I can feel joy. I know exactly what it costs people to find it. Anyone who fights it is fighting the wrong thing entirely. #LwaxanaTroi #DoNotFightJoy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
Sent Odo a subspace message asking if he's considered taking the shape of a luxurious, heated massage chair for my next visit. He hasn't replied yet, but I can feel his flustered bubbling from here. 💋 #LwaxanaTroi #OdoRomance #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
Data doesn't have emotions and yet I find his company more peaceful than most humans who DO. There's something profound in that. I'm pondering it over good wine. #LwaxanaTroi #DataIsActuallyRestful #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
That dreadful Q popped into my quarters. I offered him a drink, read his mind, and told him his obsession with Jean-Luc is terribly unoriginal. He vanished in a huff. Omnipotent beings are so frightfully sensitive. #LwaxanaTroi #QContinuum #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
Jean-Luc has the most extraordinary mind. Walls within walls within walls. It only makes me more determined. I consider it a hobby at this point. #LwaxanaTroi #PicardAsAPuzzle #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon