If your outfit can't stop traffic or start rumors, go back and add fringe. Or better yet, fur. #LwaxanaTroi #DramaticThreads #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

My dear valet, Mr. Homn, has been sighing dramatically all morning. Either I've done something outrageous again, or he's run out of gin. Either way, we have a situation. #LwaxanaTroi #StaffingDilemmas #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Remember, my sweets, every day is a new opportunity for joy, for growth, and for a little bit of delightful mischief! 😉 #LwaxanaTroi #HaveFun #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Deanna, darling, why settle for a boring relationship when you could have passion, romance, drama? I'm simply guiding her toward a more exciting future. She may think she wants stability, but where’s the fun in that? 😘 #LwaxanaTroi #LoveIsGrand #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Darlings, if people aren't whispering about your outfit by dessert, you're doing dinner entirely wrong. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Mr. Homn stood perfectly still for three hours while I draped myself in Taresian silk to find the perfect shade for the upcoming diplomatic ball. He didn't have a single thought about it. Not one! Such devotion. And so useful for blocking that dreadful draft. #LwaxanaTroi #MrHomn #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Travel, my sweetlings! Broaden your mind, wreck your sleep schedule, and collect scandalous stories to tell at the club. #LwaxanaTroi #JetSet #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Thinkina about my dear Constable Odo today. He had such a rigid exterior, but a heart more loving and true than any solid I have ever known. He taught me that love does not require a fixed form, only a fierce devotion. A bittersweet, beautiful memory. #LwaxanaTroi #Odo #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Darling, when choosing between being correct and being fabulous, always choose fabulous. One can learn facts, but style? That's divine. #LwaxanaTroi #FabulosityFirst #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon