You may not know this about me, but I have the uncanny #ability to #create #horrible #Illustrations and #absurdly #disturbing #content;

Fred's Hairy Taco "n" Coffee House, where the coffee is cold the tacos are wet and the service stinks, $8.99 1 lg coffee may or may not be fresh, 1 so so potato onion and sausage taco with our special sauce and a 15 min reservation in our stinky outhouse, we maybe the only place for miles around, you don't have to stop but you probably should, Fred's Hairy Taco "n" Coffee House your one stop to wake up crap and be repulsed;

*Some Of Fred's Hairy Taco "n" Coffee Specials;
Spanky's Mustard Custard Cream, somewhere between sour and spoiled will leave your drawers soiled if your not careful; Vrginas Fishy Ham, a wonderfully grotesque medley of ground pork and last night's leftover fish fry, it may not taste great going down but it wont taste any better coming back up; Charlie's Mystery Cuisine, a bit of whatever was growing in the back of the cooler and tad of yesterday's roadkill, it may be slimy going down but it'll sure clean you out; Sandras Yellow Jello Surprise, a bit of tangy mustard on a bed of questionable grasses with pickled squirrel tail;

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There's so much #negative #truth swirling around in my head it makes me #smile #absurdly. That's the most #positive statement my #analytical #brain will allow. We live or we die together, except for the #OnePercent. They get an #extension or a One Way #ticketToMars. It's the second option that makes me grin like the #Joker.

If this makes sense to you, you've passed the Turing Test.

Congratulations.