@rollo75 I applied when the ABC chair was last open. There were only 30 other applicants, which means my CV now includes: "At least 31st-best ABC Chair candidate".

(In fact, I may be second-best, because Ita was, notoriously NOT one of the 31 applicants. All I know is that none of us were, apparently, as good as #Ita.)

PLEASE PLEASE APPLY FOR THIS POSITION

https://www.infrastructure.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/abc-chairperson-position-description.pdf

It only takes a couple of hours.
You may even get a phone call from a bemused KordaMentha person asking "Why does 'Treasurer of the Normanhurst Scouts' gives you the financial skills necessary to be ABC Chair?"

Laughed? I nearly shat.

#ABC #ABCchair #shitsAndGiggles #prickTheirStupidBubble #WtF #goOnDoIt.

#PatHudson @PatHudsonCartoons Would be both kind of funny and un-funny at the same time; A quick #cartoon by me #auspol #ABC #abcchair #morrison #alttext

Would be both kind of funny and un-funny at the same time

A quick cartoon by me #auspol #ABC #abcchair #morrison