Horse 3226 - The Next Chair Of The ABC Board Should Be...

With former chair of the ABC Ita Buttrose announcing that she has finally decided to to the decent thing and leave the corporation, speculat...

@rollo75 I applied when the ABC chair was last open. There were only 30 other applicants, which means my CV now includes: "At least 31st-best ABC Chair candidate".

(In fact, I may be second-best, because Ita was, notoriously NOT one of the 31 applicants. All I know is that none of us were, apparently, as good as #Ita.)

PLEASE PLEASE APPLY FOR THIS POSITION

https://www.infrastructure.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/abc-chairperson-position-description.pdf

It only takes a couple of hours.
You may even get a phone call from a bemused KordaMentha person asking "Why does 'Treasurer of the Normanhurst Scouts' gives you the financial skills necessary to be ABC Chair?"

Laughed? I nearly shat.

#ABC #ABCchair #shitsAndGiggles #prickTheirStupidBubble #WtF #goOnDoIt.