Letter. Spirit. Law. Something-something. #10yo
@shortstack well-played, #10yo well-played!

The #10yo has #RSV, whee!

It's fine, I'm sure missing a week of school due to this shit is much better than *gasp* having kids wear masks.

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Andres Salomon (@[email protected])

@[email protected] I can't even keep track of them any more. The 5yo stayed home on Monday, the 10yo is staying home today, and I don't even think they're the same thing; I think they both caught different things and shared them with us. đŸ„ł 🎉

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Taught the #10yo how to use the can opener, and told him the story that I learned during my youth (handed down by older generations) of #BeanDad.

#Parenting

My #10yo is mortified that I called the character "koopa" instead of "bowser". #ParentingFauxPa

The #10yo's discovering how much fun the internet is for translation. He's searching up spanish #translations of rude phrases, and listening to the audio to practice pronouncing it correctly. 😒

I had to correct him. "No one says 'callarse', it's "'callate la boca'"