Mastodawn

If a hell portal opened up on the library wall, it would have been the least of my concerns today. Come, demons, I welcome you.

Karolyn 5d ago

Effin' Birds 5d ago

Karolyn 5d ago

I want to be with someone who makes it worthwhile to take off my socks. #relationships

Karolyn 6d ago

Sarah J Hoodlet 6d ago

Meant to post this earlier:

May is my birth month, and this year, I'm turning 40! 🥳

To celebrate, I'd LOVE to sell 40 books.

I have five to choose from: four in my complete romantic fantasy series, and—if you prefer something short and fun—one middle grade adventure story (not just for kids)! I'll put the details in the comments.

Please boost and share so that I have the best chance of making this milestone birthday wish come true! Thank you! 🥰 🙏

#books #SelfPromo #reading #fantasy

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Karolyn 6d ago

It’s also Mother’s Day, possibly the worst day ever.

Karolyn 6d ago

So much pollen! Went for a walk last night because it is beautiful outside and now my soft palate feels like a blob of fire.

Karolyn Apr 30

Carrot cake in a sheet pan? Don’t mind if I do.

Karolyn Apr 26

A flock of ducks landing bears a strange resemblance to Klingon warships.

Karolyn Apr 25

Hotter, even more cross Bunny Apr 25

Get up, asshole, today is a new goddamn day.

Karolyn Apr 23

The 12yo has literally been awake since 11:45 last night. Because he came into my room every 45mins or so, I have also been awake. I cannot stay home with him today, so we will limp through and have a mighty crash. Thoughts and prayers, y’all. #AuDHD