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@zeroforks
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Desert person, chaotic neutral, nomad, sapiosexual, majorly into stand-up comedy and dark humor.
I don’t know which letters represent your disorder, but I know at minimum you need at least 3.
If your entire personality revolves around one trait or belief system, then that’s because you had no personality of your own to begin with.
What movie are you more likely to put on to set a witchy vibe?
Practical Magic
50%
Hocus Pocus
0%
The Skeleton Key
0%
The Craft
50%
Poll ended at .
@chris @Jason844 if there is, I don’t see it.
@Jason844 regular meals, in bed by 8pm, a small amount of yard time, and you don’t have to take phone calls or visitors unless you want to.
Getting old sucks until you realize you’re now at an age where you would survive prison just fine, because it’s basically your regular life but without bills.
thank you wikipedia
I’m finally at an age where I can accept myself for who I am. And who I am is a chaotic clusterfuck of immoral behavior inspired by true crime documentaries and late night rabbit holes.
Sometimes when trolling online I forget that a lot of people don’t have a well developed sense of humor. Which often gets me into trouble.
@argonaut I probably miss drinking alcohol the most. But I’m slowly getting back into the groove of things. When all of your friends drink, it’s difficult to keep the friendship going because more than you (I) realize is based on partying together. But mine have been supportive in helping me stop. So they don’t push it on me. Which helps.