Zero Forks 

@zeroforks
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Desert person, chaotic neutral, nomad, sapiosexual, majorly into stand-up comedy and dark humor.
Ok. Sure.
@swayne is getting it all, I guess
If you recognize this man, this is your reminder to take your daily multivitamin.

God, grant me weed to forget about the things I cannot change;

coffee to change the things I can;

and wisdom to know none of this shit really matters anyway."

Really enjoying the fact that men have yet to realize that sex robots were a quick and effective way to distract men while women finish taking over the world. It’s like, PAINFULLY obvious….
We walked so the memes of today could run.
When you keep jumping from one toxic relationship to another one.

What’s wrong with our country, hmmmm, well, here’s a start:

I commented on this post, saying, “It’s time we start sharing their names and faces and proceeding to harassing them online if they insist on spreading Nazi hate”

I then get banned for 3 days for threatening violence, while this person is protected by their freedom of speech.

ChatGPT has a stronger moral backbone than our sitting president. Let this sink in.
When baby owners tell pet parents that they don’t understand what it’s really like, you “Can’t even go to the bathroom alone anymore”. Trust us. We are not as different as society would like us to believe.