I feel the ability to buy drugs legally really takes away from the effort we used to put into acquiring them. We used to travel to a different state and knew the sheriff’s patrol schedule for whatever backroad we took to pick it up and come back. You have no idea about the level of suffering we used to endure just to get some bullshit brick weed that may or may not even be marijuana. Make sure you show respect to your elders. We evaded the police and smoked in a back alley so you could be free.

If there aren’t at least 2 streets in your town that you’ll take the long way home to avoid, then you don’t really *live* there.

The left absolutely has to stop playing nice. Stop giving the same rights to republicans. Play dirty. This isn’t the time to “be the bigger person”. It’s time to beat some racist pedo ass. Peace isn’t an option for them, so stop making it one for yourself. Choose violence. Choose the complete destruction of the ruling class. Stop. Being. Complicit. Stop asking for the fair treatment of all citizens and start fucking TAKING IT.

You CANNOT support Trump and love your country. You’re gonna have to pick one. They absolutely can’t coexist.

Here’s where some of America is… Today while hunting down super glue, the fire alarm in Walmart went off. No one so much as let go of their carts. My friend and I moseyed on over to the stationary aisle, got our glue, and by that time it had stopped. I genuinely thought there was a chance the US had just been attacked, but somehow that felt much less urgent than finding glue.

I’m “tri-lingual”. I’ll TRY to speak any language, but I’ll do so with such disfunction that you won’t be sure if I’m trying to be funny, insulting, or if I’m just an idiot.

Really contemplating the long term effects that sitcoms have on our mental health. So I’m sitting here relatively happy, just looking out at the view. Then I start cry laughing out of seemingly nowhere because I was replaying Elaine’s dance on Seinfeld. Even yeaaaaars later that bit still hits.

When it comes to old windows screen savers, I wonder if whichever one you preferred showed a major characteristic that we just didn’t see at the time. Like a likes/dislikes similar to those who chose the same.