If your entire personality revolves around one trait or belief system, then that’s because you had no personality of your own to begin with.

What movie are you more likely to put on to set a witchy vibe?

Getting old sucks until you realize you’re now at an age where you would survive prison just fine, because it’s basically your regular life but without bills.

I’m finally at an age where I can accept myself for who I am. And who I am is a chaotic clusterfuck of immoral behavior inspired by true crime documentaries and late night rabbit holes.

Sometimes when trolling online I forget that a lot of people don’t have a well developed sense of humor. Which often gets me into trouble.

I hate how much better I feel after changing my diet. Giving up so many things I loved. Gluten, alcohol, added sugar, energy drinks, soda, and dyes. Stopped smoking weed because my lungs and memory were suffering more than I realized. The first two weeks of detoxing were hell. Then one day I woke up and felt better than I have in years. But at what cost? Socializing is more difficult after limiting my diet. I’m constantly wondering if my health is actually worth it.

Do you spread your butt cheeks when you poop?