When it comes to old windows screen savers, I wonder if whichever one you preferred showed a major characteristic that we just didn’t see at the time. Like a likes/dislikes similar to those who chose the same.
Zero Forks 
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Desert person, chaotic neutral, nomad, sapiosexual, majorly into stand-up comedy and dark humor.
Wulfy—Speaker to the machinesNot all dolphins.
Some #dolphins are dumb as two planks.
I was a dolphin once and I chose to reincarnated into an ape 🙄
It came to me I was a dolphin once on a long, deep dive when the hypoxia hit 😁
Did you know dolphins were coastal wolf like creatures that said "fuck this shit!"
And went back into the sea?
FACTS
Time isn’t real
Drugs are cool
Dolphins are more intelligent than you
Time isn’t real
Drugs are cool
Dolphins are more intelligent than you
Raise your hand (low and submissively) if you’re so antisocial that you’ve wished you would get food poisoning so you can get out of a social situation without having to lie.
https://youtu.be/jFRTZGgmGo4 I mean, he had the wrong president, but other than that he called it.
Trump criticizes Obama for his inability to negotiate with Iran in 2011
Sometimes I get disturbed by the fact that I’ve only lived in Southern California for 12 years, which feels like no time at all. But then I remember that Obama was only half way through his second term when I moved here, and weed was still medical only. Then it feels like 112 years.
There weren’t any storms this bad when Biden was president. Just saying…
I wish my body could snap back to what it was in my early 20s just as easily as my pettiness and lack of fucks given can. I can go from fully healed and sensible to an absolutely vicious cunt in 0.54 seconds.
If I’m a ghost when I die, am I still going to have adhd? Like am I going to forget why I floated into a room. Maybe hauntings are just ghosts who have misplaced their earthly possessions and are stuck in this realm until they find their phone. (It’s in the cabinet under the bathroom sink, btw)