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baby boomers: music was so innocent back then...
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| nationalise | pizza |
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taylor@glitter_brawl In our experience, the small pot is too small for any reasonable situation and the biggest pot somehow never runs out. Our youngest is now 8 and we only gave up and threw away the last pot last year.
allisoni don't know why people say software engineering is difficult. just get the code cube to unlock the area leading to the boss. even kirby understands the basics
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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin"I put my hammer down," Thor said, "knowing only someone worthy could lift it,"
"Did someone steal it?"
"Would a worthy person steal?"
"So where is it?"
Thor stared into the distance. "A dog took it."
"Won't it return to you?"
"Not while it's held by someone worthy."
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"Did someone steal it?"
"Would a worthy person steal?"
"So where is it?"
Thor stared into the distance. "A dog took it."
"Won't it return to you?"
"Not while it's held by someone worthy."
#FanFic #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories