Me, a competent professional to the work group chat after doing something I didn't really fancy doing
Smashleigh Bunnikins
@glitter_brawl
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My Instagram use has increased tenfold now that 90% of my interactions are kayfabe flirting with a cardboard cut out of Hyun Bin “visiting” London
What all Shakespeare "banter" sounds like
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SamGSwann/status/1401453325531463681
My daughter has now watched the video of the cooling towers in Rugeley getting demolished about 400 times
Give me teen Ben Solo getting ignored by his zealous rebel parents, beasted by his uncle and subsequently seduced by the dark side. Luke Leia and Han are responsible for all that shit. Let’s wreck some more fanboys’ childhoods for lolz
JOKER. CRUELLA. MALIFICENT. What’s the next villain solo film you’d like to see?
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ZProductionz/status/1400889914237980672
Sometimes I am very glad to have a stubborn toddler because she sort of forces you to make the best of things. I just sighed “I don’t think we will go to the farm today, it’s very rainy” and she just replied “no mummy we can go with hoods up” and...fair play, we can.
People who say they love the smell of newborn babies actually mean they love the smell of wet wipes. Unless they mean fresh out the womb babies, then they mean they love the smell of the inside of someone’s stomach. Both weird.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MrLloydSpandex/status/1400906202368856066
Tommy Wiseau would walk away laughing then run back and stab me and be all “WHAAT?! SHE SAID IT WAS A FIGHT!!” as paramedics ran in, there’s no way that’d end well